Believe me Nigeria is one of the best countries in the world and the best in Africa when it comes to finding ways to survive no matter the harsh economic conditions.. Nigerian must always show him/herself anywhere he/she stays. They must show themselve whether in America, Asia, Europe or other African countries you must surely identify them as Naija 'pikin'.
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Below are some things that happens only in Nigeria my beloved country.
1. Only in Nigeria that you will be admitted in the hospital because of malaria and mosquito will still be biting you there. (Mad o)
2. Only in Nigeria do some people believe that coronavirus is not real even when some public figures reveal that they had the virus.
3. Only in Nigeria will you see in a pharmacy they are selling fufu and recharge cards. 😂
5. Only in Nigeria will someone see what you are doing but still ask you what are you doing? For example On a Sunday morning Nigerian will see you with Bible and still ask "bros you dey go church?
6. Only in Nigeria will police beat two thieves until they resemble twins.
5. Only in Nigeria you will see "Bail is Free" boldly written in Nigeria Police Station but you may still pay for bail whether you are guilty or not.
6. Only in Nigeria you will see some ladies wear high heel to church or parties but come back wearing bathroom slippers.
7. Only in Nigeria will some communication companies give you Unlimited data subscription but does not last even two weeks.
5. Only in Nigeria will the minister of works Inspect a crime scene even when there are agencies or parastatals responsible for that. (there is God o 🤦♂️)
6. Only in Nigeria you will see politicians faint or go into coma in court when asked to give account for funds allocated to them. (what a nice defense mechanism)
8. Only in Nigeria you will see people find the fun side of every bad situation. Nigerians must find a way to survive.
9. Only in Nigeria you will see some people answer a question with same question: for example question: light dey? Answer : light dey.
10. Lockdown is announced and everyone is expected to stay at home. But only in Nigeria will you see people going out to see If truly there is lockdown or if people are staying at home.
11. Only Nigerian man will go to the salon with his own clipper but usually have s3x without cond0m.
12. Only a Nigerian will criticize a politician but during election he will still sell his vote. (Na wa o)
I drop pen 🖋 at this juncture. Kindly add your own to the list if you find it interesting. Thanks for reading.
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